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Language: English
Format files: PDF
The size of the: 448 KB
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The author of the book: Johanna Stein
Edition: Da Capo Lifelong Books
Date of issue: April 29th 2014
ISBN: 0738217344
ISBN 13: 9780738217345
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Reader ratings: 3.8

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Looking for the perfect book to help you survive childbirth and parenting with your sanity intact?

Look elsewhere.

For Johanna Stein (writer/comedian/forward/slash/abuser and occasionally neurotic/immature/way-too-candid mom), parenting is an extreme sport. Her stories from the trenches may not always be shared experiences—Have you ever wondered if your baby's "soft spot" is like a delete key? Trained your preschooler for a zombie invasion? Accused a nearly nude stranger of being pregnant? Made sweet, bimonthly love to your spouse while your toddler serenaded you through the adjoining wall? Attempted to calm your screaming baby on an airplane with a hand puppet, only to have it lead to one of the most disgusting experiences of your life?—but they will always make you laugh.

So, no, this book won't teach you how to deal with nipple blisters or Oedipal complexes. But if you want to learn why you should never attempt to play a practical joke in the hospital delivery room, then you're in the right place.


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Ebook How Not to Calm a Child on a Plane: And Other Lessons in Parenting from a Highly Questionable Source read Online! Johanna Stein is a writer/director/comedian/forward/slash/abuser whose work has been seen in The NY Times, The Huffington Post, Parents Magazine, CBS, PBS, Comedy Central, The Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, The Oxygen Network, VH-1 and all over the Worldwide Internets where her comedy shorts, PSA's, and Yahoo! web series "Life of Mom" have been seen millions of times (and no, not all of those were her mom).

She lives in Los Angeles with her husband, their daughter, and a dog who once ate a couch.


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AARON

A hard, shocking, but extremely useful book that makes you think!

MAX

My life was divided into two halves: before and after reading the book!

GRACE

You need to drive a phone number to protect against robots.

JAMES

A hard book, obviously not for everyone.

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